I’m pitching a new TV show to NBC. It’s a soap opera that takes place in a church. I’m calling it… “Jesus Christ!!!!”
I was recently diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. For those of you who don’t know what that is, it means I HATE EVERY ONE OF YOU!
People say anorexia is bad because they make assumptions. They assume you were eating healthy… and suddenly stopped. The only thing I eat is fast food. So I can assume, that for me, anorexia can only be an improvement.
I eat too much fast food. My favorite fast food place is Wendy’s because they have the Baconator triple! If you want your first heart attack before you’re 30… eat some of those. And if it kills you, don’t worry… cuz guess what’s waiting on the other side? That’s right! …Dave Thomas w/ a fresh …
Shoffyism is my misc blog. No niche. No structure. Just chaos.
During the day I am a search engine marketer in Lancaster, PA. At night, I’m even more uninteresting.
My interests include: video production, audio production, singing, and eCommerce.