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July 3rd, 2008. comments are open 0 commentsPeople Fear In You…

… What You Should Fear In Them


May 25th, 2008. comments are open 0 commentsLife’s a Bitch…

… then you’re forced to give it half your salary.


May 21st, 2008. comments are open 0 commentsRemember the Geeks?

In school, they were geeks.
Today, they are geeks w/ money.

Put that in your jock and smoke it!


January 15th, 2008. comments are open 0 commentsThose Who Can’t…

“Those Who Can’t… Karaoke!”

~ Brian Shoff


November 30th, 2007. comments are open 0 commentsFirefighting

“Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part.”

~ Brian Shoff

UPDATE: Apparently this was already coined… dammit!